>Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because frost bites!
Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q:what do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel
Q:Why does a dog lift it’s leg when it urinates?
A:If it didn’t shift gears, it would crap on it’s paws.